Dancing Monkey Don’t Never Get To Be Kong
An anthem for all of those that have grown weary of good for nothing freeloading pinheads, and demand for themselves their long fought for independence from the tyrannical commands of mediocrity.
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okay… how can i get this song?!?!?!?! I would love to have this on my playlist
Are you seriouse… where wis this song 7 years ao when i needed this advice. better late than never man.. thanks for the awe inspiring message as always.
Wow its been so long but worth the wait
This was the first site I EVER added to my favourites! It must have been two years before I realised there was anything on the internet other than Joe Cartoon and porn.
Today I’ve popped back for the first time in a while to find this Great piece of music. It makes me happy as a blues musician and anarchist and I think I might have to learn it for my open mic night this sunday!
Keep doing that thing you do!!
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I love this song. Not for the political statement it was meant for, But as a code to live by.
Lyrics to: Dancin Monkey Don’t Never Get To Be Kong …………………
Do what I like and like what I do. I kinda hope you like it too. You don’t like it I ain’t gonna do… stuff I don’t like just for you. Cause dancin monkey that ain’t me. Dancin monkey don’t never get to be king. Dancin monkey don’t dance to their own song no no that dancing monkey don’t never get to be Kong.
So I m gonna go where I m gonna go. I’m gonna reap whatever I sow, it might be good, it might be bad, it might be kick-ass, it might be sad. But I may never make it up the mountain, cause rocks are heavy and Father time is counting. Father time well he ain’t a real nice guy. But I would rather die trying than just trying not to die. I got no fear of failure, I see a boat I f*** *** sail it . I got me a girl Oh in every port. They call me on the phone say Joe Baby gotta have some more…
So I’m gonna tread where I’m gonna tread. I won’t repeat what I just said. You go your way and I’ll go mine. Sun gonna shine where it gonna shine I just don’t wanna waste no more time. You wanna dance with monkeys I’ll be kind. But if you just wanna shoot me off my building. Oh Just remember that its you not me you are killing.
Do what I like and like what I do. I kinda hope you like it too. You don’t like it
F— You. Find another monkey to dance with you. Cause dancin monkey that aint me nah Dancin monkey don’t never get to be king. Dancin monkey don’t dance to their own song. Dancin monkey don’t never get to be Kong.
Rawwwr!
<3 this Joe Cartoon, great tune – I like your music alot, animations just make it so awesome, I'm going to keep hitting this on a regular basis
Anyone else really love this song? Ive damn near got the thing on repeat right now. Its funny, inspiring, catchy, energetic, and does so without being pretentious. Love it. One of my top ten favourite songs ever Joe.
GREAT TUNE!
It gave me EAR WORMS!
Joe, Again I am asking … am I am disciple of Joe… HALLELUJAH!!!! What more can you ask for than The God JOECARTOON!!! AMEN!!! Do I hear a AMEN Brathas… Yes!! Believe … spread the word.. Joe Cartoon..
Sweet! My friends and I were so young all those years ago when we discovered the Frog and his Blender… it’s great to see you guys are still pumpin out the greatest stuff!
This will make your day! The message… I go my way and you go yours, if you don’t like it well fuck you. I got t get this onto my computer so i can play it when i feel down ♥ Love the naked beer guzzling person that is the JoeCartoon. Been watching your toons since the 90′s, you have never failed to put a smile on my face and make me laugh. Keep it up. I love your songs!
you should get a spot on adult swim for your cartoons joe and i bet there will be many people who might agree with me.
Well, I’ll be danged if that wasnt a catchy little ditty.
dude I must have watched this 30 times……I LOVE it.. it is the most profound thing I have seen in a long time….worship joe cartoon….the king is here now.
Thats fantastic! good to have you back joemomma
I love ya Joe, but you know that already. The more I listen to this song the better I feel… damn, man.. this seriously kicks truly epic ass like a boss.
Tops Joe! This has got to be one of the best you have ever done!
well wooppe fukin do wah diddty dumditty Dew! that woz jest Fine Joe , ya ole nekkid beer guzzler you …just glad ya didn’t use any fraggin flyin monkeez or a’hd have ta quit drinkin… I git ta stay nekkid,drunk …and happy!
This here’s mah new Power Song. Fuck yeah!
NUMMER FUN WIT A BULLIT!
I LIKE, I LOVE, I SPREAD THE LOVE AROUND.
My new favorite from the Man who brought us the monkey looker.
Dansin Munki…. ?…. I lubbit…. itz Merican n jes playn rite…. yup